Thursday, April 28, 2005

Who or What R we ?!!?......the truth behind us !!

yes, behind us...no !...dont turn around.....!!

This is a discussion that actually happened at my office......very thought provoking indeed !! read along !!


Who or what is Maithili, in context of Indian literature?

Maithili is a language spoken in central bihar. It has its own literature.It has its root in the old kingdom of that area.It is similarto Hindi.

Maithili brahmins are known for their gastronome qualities !!!
Maithili is a language which derives it's name from the region in Biharwhere it is spoken, the old kingdom of Mithla. There is a reference tothe area even in Ramayana- Janak( Father of Sita) was king of Mithla andhas been referred to as MithlaNaresh at many places in RamCharitraManas- therefore Sita was also called Maithili.

Recently one Congress leader, in defense of Sonia, quoted that Sita wasalso a foreigner because Janakpuri is in Nepal.

God Shiva is also a foreigner becauseMt.Kailash is in China.

Buddha was also a foreigner becauseLumbini(?) is in Nepal. So was Guru Nanak, because Talwandi is inPakistan. So was Porus. So was Gandhari.....:)

And what about Home minister Advani & Noble Prize winner Economics Dr.Amartya Sen???

Rama was an aryan ;Germans claim to be aryans so Rama was a German &nbs nbsp; Hail Rama....

the argument is wrong.the conclusion is fallacious

After defeating ravana .... Sri Rama flew back in Ravana's pushpakvimana & This is what the Mordern Lufthansa is . It is the modernversion of the older pushpaka vimana.The pushpak vimana was "driven" by hansa or swans....The insignia of Lufthansa is also a swan...This further proves Sri Rama was a German Hail Rama ....

No, on the contrary it proves that Ravan was a German since it was he who owned the Pushpak Viman. The passengers could belong to any country.

Say this to the DMK and they're gonna kick u!! according to them ravanwas a dravidian and was attacked by ram as ram was an aryan.So if ram was a german, and assuming he was a 'hitlerite 'aryan, thenravan must have been a jew!!!

Might be Russians too.. that explains why MK's son is called STALIN.

So, at present we are at a point where MK's son is a Russian, implyingMK is a Russian. MK is a ardent follower of Ravan who is a German Jew.Looks like the german govt running Karnataka(see our previousdiscussions for a proof of it) is conniving with the Russian govt atTamilnadu (who support German) to fight the Italian Govts reps at 10Janpath road. Some heavy international politics we have going on here.Wat's d'ya say man!!

According to maxmuller, Aryans came from Middle East.According to Bal Gangadhar Tilak, Antarctica was the home place ofAryans. And Swami Dayanand Saraswati says Aryans were originally fromIndia b'coz the place "saptsandhav" that is described many times intheir book is nothing but Doab region between Ganga & Jamuna.And One theory according Bhagwandas is that Aryans were originally fromIndia then they went to middle east and after some time they returnedback to India.So there are different theories about the origin of Aryansbut recent belief is that only India was their native-land.

OH BOY!! WHO ARE WE?

Let the 'intellectuals' decide... you will know who you are soon enough.

It just occured that a better subject would have been "CRICKET"but this &nbs nbsp; one stopped ...."Are our cricketersAryans/Germans ?" So we got to solve this one !

Germans don't play cricket. So cricketers can't be germans. QED

Indians invented the decimal system. Ravan(Jew) had ten heads, Ram'sfather(aryan + German)had ten chariots (Dash-rath) etc.Thus , the baseis 10. There fore they are all Indians
How logical!! Now I could easily prove that even Africans are Aryans.They have 10 fingers- so they are aryans. They have 10 toes on theirfeet - so they are aryans. Thanks for proving that all are aryans.

Then even monkeys are aryans!!!!!!(I think they too have 10 fingers).That's what ramayan says. So all vanars were also aryans!!!

No, Only the native of Haryana are are aryans b'coz U just remove the'H' in Haryana so it becomes aryana.Agreed or not????

Let me get it clear.Are u suggesting that all people in haryana aremonkeys?????
B'cas only teachers (arya's) are aryans. So all software engr's aredravidians.

Your theory only proves that Software engineers are not aryans.Thereforethey can be any thing other than aryans and not only dravidians.

My theory is first step to identify software engrs.I'm more interestedin showing that software engrs are not monkeys (bcas they are notaryans) which my house owner believes!!!

We sit before the monitor staring into the pixels, making faces thewhole day like monkeys. And you claim that you are not in this monkeybusiness? Beats me!!

ME too !!!

1 Comments:

Blogger Sachin Dev T said...

U know, I found this amazingly similar Discussion on the Bulletin Board of my ex-company ( happened smtime in 1999 ). Amazing how sm people think alike huh ? Right down to the frigging conclusion...Phew !!

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