One Question...Answer please !

Time 5:30

Day: Yesterday

Matter: Suddenly a question popped up in my head…no…no bulb over my mandai….

How is my life??

A difficult question to answer….how is my life getting along?...how do I gauge it?....there aren’t any parameters to grade it….

I could take some stupid test on the internet….But really didn’t want to do that….

Plan of action:

I decided to answer this one by comparing my life with someone my age….no not my co-workies….u know?...they r nerds...fulla questions…so this is what I did…

Walked out to the shop where I usually get my cigarettes …got one and lit it…one drag…uhmm……hey!.....that guy selling cigarettes ...Looks my age…

Now that I have a specimen … I asked him specific questions that would empower me with the data to actually come up with an answer to that question…

Okey here goes…

Where r u from??....he said some village (ans not information…jus data..)
How many years are u doing this ??.....17 yrs sir….

17 ?....from when….?.....from 5yrs sir…

So at 5 u were selling cigarettes ….where ???....at my village talkies sir….

Ok…then….?....at 12 I was selling at the town bus stand sir….

Ok then …what was ur turning point of ur life till now….??.....coming to Chennai sir….

Oh…coming here ..eh ?....what did u do after coming here ?......was selling cigarettes at the main bus stand here sir…

Ok…then ?....nothing sir….now I am selling the same in front of ur office…..

Now I can conclude….. :

Life is miserable when we analyze the data…jus like him….I’ve been doing nothing….studying in some school first….then high school…then college…..jus like he was selling…….now working in an office doing some work….will be doing the same for the rest of my life…..in this company then in another one…and another one till I retire…or have a heart-attack…..

Ah !! U really thought I would say that…didn’t u ??.....nay…..

I have a better life !!! …my life pattern may be similar to his….BUT…I have a Car…a cool phone….a degree (BE ma BE)…a good job in one of the best companies in India…a good bank balance.....a girl friend who actually looks like an Aishwarya Rai double (hey! common this is my blog and I can write anything I wanto!)….and he calls me Sir….

Know what …life rocks…with or without fun…..

howz urs ???

~~A post from past ... NEW AND IMPROVED !!! ~~

Actually didn't wanna post this...never ever...still dunno why I am doing this...

Happened some 3 weeks back.....was At a party....when someone tapped gently on my shoulder...turned back .... there she was......meeting her after some 6 yrs....

Her hair was not long....short...straight.....not the way I liked it....the curls were gone...

her beautiful face looked all made....the eyeliner that I loved on her was gone.....

she had some lipstick on...I used to hate it when she had that on...

she looked shorter...

the perfume she had on was different....not the one that once made me mad...

looked tired...not her usual hyperactive self....

she didnt look pretty in that dress.......used to look drop dead georg' in any thing she wore...

was that a high heeled shoe ?....she never used to like 'em....

her voice was ...music to ears ....not any more......

Her eyes were dull...the sparkle not to be seen....

her hair was coloured...not black ( the colour I LOVE)....

was obvious that she was trying hard to look beautiful...unlike before ...when she looked that naturally.....

She didn't look like the way I remember her....want to remember her.....

and did I mention ....she was married 2 yrs back....??!?.....

whatever........

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Tajmahalin vannam maarakoodum penne....minnum unthan kannam innum vannam kooduthey...

niramulla malargal solaiku perumai....nee ulla ooril vasipathu perumai...

nooru kodi pengal undu un pol yaarum illayee......

aanaal...kanni unthan kangal kangal mattum kaanavillaye......


what a joke... !!!!!

what colour ( notice that 'u' in colour ??!...me still in India)

My friend wanted me to suggest a colour ...to buy a car....and the first one that came to my mind and the one I shouted out was BLACK....he gave me a strange look....and asked " Why ?"......"thats my Fav. colour da..."......"no, its not !"

"wHAT ?....it is !.....what do u mean by ' its not ' ?!?"....

he jus asked me a very simple question that has kept me thinking for the past 2 days.....

THE QUESTION ??.....HE ASKED ME WHY DO i SAY bLACK IS MY FAV . WHEN i DONT HAVE A SINGLE THING THATS bLACK !!

WELL...U KNOW...HEZ RIGHT !!.... MY DESKTOP HAS A BLUE BACKGROUND...

THE FILE ON MY DESK IS BLUE....

my MTB , my bike, ..my CAR !!....yup u gussed right...blue...

oh damn....somethingz wrong...I reached for my car keys...the key chain is blue too !!!....am I goin mad or what....

then I rushed home....opened my cupboard with a bang....(my mom gives me that funny look ....the same look I get every time I do something ....that I dont usually do...)

4 denims in different shades of blue...only one black....

4 full and 6 half shirts...and only one black one.. !!!......open my secret cabinet inside...( yeah I have one !!...and did I spell it right ?)...this is actually full of my painings and other stuffs I cant get myself to throw away...)......5 blue coloured pens.....6 red ones...and no black .....

this actually freaked me out.. !!!

walked back slowly the last place I would find something in blue.....surprise !!.....my fav Nike is actually blue !....I never noticed it before....

after all this....walked into my room....oh yeah..no points for guessing....the walls r in the light shades of blue....


no wonder my friend gave me that look......

but hey.....BLACK still is my fav colour....maybe I dont have things in black because of totally different reasons...


WHATEVER !!!


PS: I know this is fulla typos and grams....not even lookin at the screen and tping....what do u expect ??...

PPS: someone put a spell check thing on this one !!! pls !!!

Extra Chatpata Extra Mast

Vaadi vaadi vaadi vaadi kai padatha CD.....hey that the song playing on my MP3
player.....

what ?...on my comp?.....hey NO !.....thats on my Mobile.....

yeah...I've finally chucked my old fone and now have a brand new one....with cam, MP3 player.....and lotsa other gooddies thrown in !!.....its really good....and am sure this is the best buy for the money spent....and thats more than 10k....hey...but worth it ..... !!

life is actually not going great.....no work.....and when I say that I mean jus that.....really boring...and first time in my life feel bored.....thats one reason why I got this new Fone.....this will keep me doing something...for another 3 days.....

ok....now where is that Appy and that pack of KURKURE ??....ok...danx...found it.....

where is my life heading ??......

Thought For The Day:


There are two rules to success in life:


1. Don't tell people everything you know.


2. .....

Attitude ?!?.....oh yeah !!

And there's a million of us................ just like me

who cu** like me;

who just don't give a f*** like me

who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me

and just might be the next best thing ..................................but not quite me!


RIGHT ?!!

Watta fone !!

Actually...I am posting this from my friends mobile !! technology remba improve aagiduchu....

whatta phone...the features and the display....touch screen keypads and the sexy lookin STYLUS....I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS PHONE !!!

PS: Have paid for the same very phone, will begetting it innother few days !!....apparum adanga maatommula !! scene thaangathu !!

Thought for the day :

Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beereach. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessivelywithout making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to thinkrationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No furthertesting is planned.

Stupid English !! ~ Nice one ~ not my creation though !!

Poem on English:-

English is a stupid language English is a stupid language...

There is no egg in the eggplant.

No ham in the hamburger.

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in England.

French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted.

But if we examine its paradoxes

we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly,

Boxing rings are square,

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig!

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing!

If the plural of tooth is teeth, Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth!

If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught!

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat?

Why do people recite at a play and yet play at a recital,

Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day and as cold as hell on another?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy

Of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down.

And in which you fill IN a form by filling it OUT.

And a bell is only heard once it GOES.

English was invented by people, not computers.

And it reflects the creativity of the human race.

(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That's why, when the stars are out they are visible, But when the lights are out they are invisible!

And why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts!
But when I wind up this poem it ends!!!!

I LOVE ......

I love Icecreams !!!.....yes more than Aishwarya Rai !!

All play and no work....

All play and no work makes me a dull boy....

yeah u gueesd right...the project I was workin on is officially over.....and now have no work...why cant these people plan well in advance on the allotment of resources.....!!!.....now I am withotu ( I hate these typos !!) work...I used to like the days when I had to come to office sit around and go back without doing anything.....but really dunno why I feel really sick ,when I jus idle around....doing nothing !!...

this is what I did last week to keep myself busy...

read some 20 blogs....everyday

music non stop with online games....

designed a webpage for myself....but decided against uploading it....really sucked ! ...

explored the beauiful new stuff from Yahoo ...THE YAHOO 360 !....a waste of time !

came late and went home early...

read three books...2 management stuff bout risk management and one on Modern art...that was a good one...

the white board next to me is fulla hopeless sketches and some idiotic art work ...!....

somebody please give me some work !!!! WAAAA WAA

SALARY HIKE !!

Today is a great day...its official...they have announced a hike !!.....really cant comprehend the calculations...but...my salary will be increased eff. last month...so next month will be getting more + more for this month !!

PARTY !!!!