Who or What R we ?!!?......the truth behind us !!

yes, behind us...no !...dont turn around.....!!

This is a discussion that actually happened at my office......very thought provoking indeed !! read along !!


Who or what is Maithili, in context of Indian literature?

Maithili is a language spoken in central bihar. It has its own literature.It has its root in the old kingdom of that area.It is similarto Hindi.

Maithili brahmins are known for their gastronome qualities !!!
Maithili is a language which derives it's name from the region in Biharwhere it is spoken, the old kingdom of Mithla. There is a reference tothe area even in Ramayana- Janak( Father of Sita) was king of Mithla andhas been referred to as MithlaNaresh at many places in RamCharitraManas- therefore Sita was also called Maithili.

Recently one Congress leader, in defense of Sonia, quoted that Sita wasalso a foreigner because Janakpuri is in Nepal.

God Shiva is also a foreigner becauseMt.Kailash is in China.

Buddha was also a foreigner becauseLumbini(?) is in Nepal. So was Guru Nanak, because Talwandi is inPakistan. So was Porus. So was Gandhari.....:)

And what about Home minister Advani & Noble Prize winner Economics Dr.Amartya Sen???

Rama was an aryan ;Germans claim to be aryans so Rama was a German &nbs nbsp; Hail Rama....

the argument is wrong.the conclusion is fallacious

After defeating ravana .... Sri Rama flew back in Ravana's pushpakvimana & This is what the Mordern Lufthansa is . It is the modernversion of the older pushpaka vimana.The pushpak vimana was "driven" by hansa or swans....The insignia of Lufthansa is also a swan...This further proves Sri Rama was a German Hail Rama ....

No, on the contrary it proves that Ravan was a German since it was he who owned the Pushpak Viman. The passengers could belong to any country.

Say this to the DMK and they're gonna kick u!! according to them ravanwas a dravidian and was attacked by ram as ram was an aryan.So if ram was a german, and assuming he was a 'hitlerite 'aryan, thenravan must have been a jew!!!

Might be Russians too.. that explains why MK's son is called STALIN.

So, at present we are at a point where MK's son is a Russian, implyingMK is a Russian. MK is a ardent follower of Ravan who is a German Jew.Looks like the german govt running Karnataka(see our previousdiscussions for a proof of it) is conniving with the Russian govt atTamilnadu (who support German) to fight the Italian Govts reps at 10Janpath road. Some heavy international politics we have going on here.Wat's d'ya say man!!

According to maxmuller, Aryans came from Middle East.According to Bal Gangadhar Tilak, Antarctica was the home place ofAryans. And Swami Dayanand Saraswati says Aryans were originally fromIndia b'coz the place "saptsandhav" that is described many times intheir book is nothing but Doab region between Ganga & Jamuna.And One theory according Bhagwandas is that Aryans were originally fromIndia then they went to middle east and after some time they returnedback to India.So there are different theories about the origin of Aryansbut recent belief is that only India was their native-land.

OH BOY!! WHO ARE WE?

Let the 'intellectuals' decide... you will know who you are soon enough.

It just occured that a better subject would have been "CRICKET"but this &nbs nbsp; one stopped ...."Are our cricketersAryans/Germans ?" So we got to solve this one !

Germans don't play cricket. So cricketers can't be germans. QED

Indians invented the decimal system. Ravan(Jew) had ten heads, Ram'sfather(aryan + German)had ten chariots (Dash-rath) etc.Thus , the baseis 10. There fore they are all Indians
How logical!! Now I could easily prove that even Africans are Aryans.They have 10 fingers- so they are aryans. They have 10 toes on theirfeet - so they are aryans. Thanks for proving that all are aryans.

Then even monkeys are aryans!!!!!!(I think they too have 10 fingers).That's what ramayan says. So all vanars were also aryans!!!

No, Only the native of Haryana are are aryans b'coz U just remove the'H' in Haryana so it becomes aryana.Agreed or not????

Let me get it clear.Are u suggesting that all people in haryana aremonkeys?????
B'cas only teachers (arya's) are aryans. So all software engr's aredravidians.

Your theory only proves that Software engineers are not aryans.Thereforethey can be any thing other than aryans and not only dravidians.

My theory is first step to identify software engrs.I'm more interestedin showing that software engrs are not monkeys (bcas they are notaryans) which my house owner believes!!!

We sit before the monitor staring into the pixels, making faces thewhole day like monkeys. And you claim that you are not in this monkeybusiness? Beats me!!

ME too !!!

Story !! HELP please !

Now that I am bored to death....i am planing to write a story....this is jus to amuse myself ....and ofcourse....to discover one more area in which I suck !!.....

so herez what I want......anyone...I mean anyone reading this jus leave back 5-10 names for me to be used in the story...

This could be ur name
ur friends....
ur whateverz
ur enemy's (mention this...will be used on a bad guy /gal)

u will not be paid anything for this...but u will have the satisfaction of helping an idiot who cannot even think of good names....but has an idea of writing a story !....


song thats playin on my comp:

'yentha kalaingnanum avalai silai vadippa,
yentha kavingnanum avalai paatil vaipaan
antha iyarkayum aval mel kaathal kollum...
intha ninaivaale yenthan kaalam sellum...

naan paarthathile aval orithiyaithaan naala azhagiyenben nalla azhagiyenben...'

~ Brain Damage ~

Today is not very hot....with the summer peaking in another week ....one thing is likely to happen...BRAIN DAMAGE.....

I will go mad after a week.....but before that happens, there r certain things I need to get starightned out....

today is 27th and I dont even have mony for lunch....for feul and other stuffs i can use my PLASTIC...but for food in my office.....dunno....ok forget that....have another hour to work out plan....but then there is tomorrow...the day after that ,and 3 whole days after that before I get my salary....bad month ....

mangoe season has started and havent had one yet...my bro got some yesterday and the one reserved for me is still hafl raw...so will hafta wait....and the heaps of yellow mangoes on the Adayar platform...is really very inviting.....but then...i have to remember that I have NO MONEY....

My moms b'da jus flew by and I got her nothing.....so the first plan for next month is to take her out and get her something.....

WATER !!...finally after 6yrs of non supply of metro water....the first bucket of ale entered our tank yesterday....that happened after some talk with the mayor and after a new pipe connection was laid....that left out road....damaged and so driving in and out will be bad...certainly no road cricket...

I usually dont do this...but right now....a request has come up at work ...fix a dumb program ....the one i was working 2 weeks back....so a loooong ay ahead....I hate this ....

Morning was not bad....mom got up early and wanted to use the heat and put "vaddam"....I jus called and asked her to bring down some 'HALF DRIED VADAMS' ...trust me...they taste great !....waiting to get back home ....

Did u know that POLO 'the mint with the hole'...is mfg by makson Pharma?.....is this a damn medicine???.....dunno....sugar,starch,glucose,mint oil and processing aid (570)....whats that ??....


My Nokia mobile is made in netherlands...now thats cool.....

the comment on all my mails :
Real Programmers can't change a car tyre; that's a hardware problem.

the wooden scale on my desk has the logo and the words"mumbai express" inscribed on it !....I did that and ..not bad... !....the words r in tamil .....

there is an acer mouse pad lying on my desk....but why??..I have a HP machine...who cares..i aint using the pad....

I actually started writing this at 11 :18 when the dumb work came up....the functionality changes and logics seemed torturous ...and I xpected the work to be complete by midnight........but 5 mins before lunch...breakthro...!!....got the stupid thing workin...phew...then lunch....had a good one....some punjabi thali .....now back at ,my seat and back to blog....

someone turn on the damn AC !!...I am still feeling hot !!...

Got a new chair....large one...and very comfy....but tis tilted to one side....think I will fall asleep in another 10 mins....but then therez work .........

hey jus got a mail...Anniyan songs are out !.....there is a link in here....will tell ya how the songs r later....

This stupid Yahoo mail page is loading ...takin ages to....wanna kick the server !....

phonez ringing......no points for gussing who that is....my day is really bad today.....jus got off the phone with her...the conversation....she talked and talked....me said ..uhm....umhum...ok....ok....bye....I hate today....dunno why....

Temp in chennai is 34deg C...no wonder tis hot....

will be seeing Chandramukhi today for the n'th time....

have to leave by 5 30 today...

wednesday....dunno...whats on TV...

have to change my earphones...only one ear piece is working !!....who broke it !!

why did I wear grey socks today ??....

why is my white board dirty.....and not white ?!

why is google the only search engine I use??.....

why Am I typing all this......

this I think is my longest post....dunno why I did this...maybe I am bored to death...not that I dont have ne work...jus that I am plain bored.....

cant comprehend the reason ,why things are, the way they are.......

but one thing is for sure...the heat is taking its toll....and brain damage is sure to happen in the future....read that as 'near future'.....

Another stupid foward !! -get to know more about me ?!?

Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know *INCLUDING* the person >who< sent it to you.The theory is that you will learn a lot of little unknown facts about yourfriends. It is fun and easy.***Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you***


WHAT IS YOUR NAME? U must know ...u sent me this stupid FWD

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Karuppin azhagu {swapna koodu} ... I listen to mallu songs too...Hey is that ,mallu gurl in the next cubicle listening ?!? also 'vellai pura ondru' and 'kurai ondrum illai- MS' are on the list...

THE LAST THING YOU ATE: potato chips

IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Black

HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: hot !

LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? automated voice at the Airtel Cust service

FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? -OO- {I ment specs ! }

DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS MAIL? really wanna know ?

FAVORITE SPORTS? F1

HAIR COLOR? black - dirty .

WEAR CONTACTS? nope...I am blind... I dont need contacts....

FAVORITE DAY s OF THE YEAR? chinese new year ! {every day is bad !}

FAVORITE RELAXATION SPOT? butt ! .

ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? out.... or..... to get out ?

SUMMER OR WINTER? winterish summer

HUGS OR KISSES ? where?....i mean the place.....i mean place, as in house or outdoors !

RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? who u kiddin ? .

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? choco

DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? please no ! .

WHO DID U SMS LAST? I dont message, I call .Have 100 mins free outgoing !

WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? hope no one does

WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? everyone !

WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? The monk who sold his ferrari....for a loooong time ! I hate that book !

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? dust and coffee stain

WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? that I was getting married to aishwarya rai ! hey....its my dream !

FAVORITE SMELLS: fresh mangoes !

CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? hell no !

WHAT INSPIRES YOU? certainly not the good guys .

BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN? buttred ,of course

FAVORITE FLOWER: I donot like flowers .may be cauliflower....gobi manchurian..uhmm...

FAVORITE ANIMAL: Female Pterodactyl.

WHO SENT U THIS MAIL? The guy sitting in the cube behind mine.

Anger Management....what ever !

Why?...thats the question I ask myself every time I blow my lid….and every time I come with a perfect explanation…and that leaves me with a really bad temper ….. that I think is not a mistake…cause I never get angry for the wrong reasons..


Yesterday my mom actually asked me why I get angry and start shouting most of the time…she said that she understood that I do not blow hot air for the wrong reasons…but jus why….


This is what I told her….see….when I say something will go wrong ,,it jus not an intuition…a calculated suggestion…but still u go ahead and do what I ask u not to do and end up with more problems and again ask what to do and say forget that said that this will happen…now tell m what to do….when u r not ready to even listen to what I say…then why do u ask….that is one….then u keep doing the same thing I don’t like over and over again ,even after me saying so…that puts me off…that’s two….


I usually try to keep calm and when ever I get shouted at…I shout back after trying hard to explain my stand and that fails…happens most of the time …when people cannot be decent enough to accept that they were wrong…I cant think of any situation where I have not accepted my mistake ..I always do…..and by the end of it she wasn’t convinced and said I was cold…I am not…


I am jus trying to be sensible and analytical about everything with no emotions….is that wrong ?.....as ever ,even this discussion ended with some heated exchange…..reason….as I was saying she wasn’t ready to listen…jus wanted to put across her idea keeping her mind shut to my replies…and when I did the same…she blew….


See I can see this reason….she can’t….aint my problem…I try my best to be good…at least I am trying….when no one else does ….that again makes me mad….


At office it a totally different scenario, being analytical helps…and people respect ur views…and they think twice before telling anything to me ..in a good way that is….cause they know that I make no mistakes…and even if I do, they understand…professional…?...that never happens back home…


The reason I am actually writing this is ?...actually looking for some inputs to handle the above situations…no ..not ways to control my anger !.... point is to find a way to react in these kinda situations…anger management wont work here as….I never get angry for the wrong reasons…jus that the fact that people cannot comprehend the situation….drives me crazy !!....

Maanga bathai !

when I was a kid....like some 10-12 yrs back....my mom or my dad used to take me to the "marina" beach at least 3 times every week !...I used to really enjoy it...the long walk on the sand....the wind whizzing past ur ears...a crab Occasionally running over foot...making u go berserk , the 'molaga bajji', the waves.....everything was exiting...even if it is the same thing over and over again...it was nice...never failed to bring a smile on ur face.....and there was one thing that I never missed ...still don't... 'MAANGA BATHAI'...the boat shaped pieces of raw mango ,with cuts parallel to each other and perpendicular to the skin....with loads of chilli/salt powder !!....uhmm....the taste - hevenly !!...now-a-days...no time for all that is the situation in my gooofed up life !

Today....I am in office....did I hear someone say that toay is saturday ?!?...I know but my PM dosen't...I guess !....
well...I am in office still...and some 15 mins back I steppet out for a coffee....under my fav mango tree..one among the many inside our company campus....half way through ,something caught my attention... big, round....green...a fully grown MAANGA !....I wouldn't have given it a second look ....usually...today I dunno.....exited ,as I often get,...I looked at the Gardener guy and smiled at him....the reason.... he had a long stick with which he was actually spraying some stuff on the plants and the trees.....

' anna antha komba konjam ippadi kodunga'
'yethuku sir,?'
'kodunga sollaren....(I take the stick from him and go under the tree)...yellam maanga adikkahaan...(wack...one alls down)....'

by now my friend comes into the picture...
'dei...yenakku onnu...' (wack ...another one !)

'thanks anna....inthaanga kombu'.....'sir, paathu kazhuvittu saapudunga '.....'ok !'

I usually carry a knife in my bag....a habit that stuck with me from college....dont ask for what...I jus carry it ....

I walked back to my cube.....cut beautiful pices as explained above.....stuffed chilli/salt mix (got that from the food court dominos) into to the gaps.....now thats what I call a 'maanga bathai'...

3 pieces gone.....5 left.....music is playing ( nee our kaadal...from nayagan)....the room is really cold...a really good looking one stittin in the cube opposite to mine....hey who wouldn't wanna work on weekends !!! ...

hey... did she jus give me a smile....alert....I think shez after my maanga...I dunno if I will give her a bite...lets see.....that depends.....

World Record !! - Chennai beware....I have a 'L to Kill'

The day : 12 April 2005
Time : 10 : 30.
Situation : Have to get a License to drive a Four wheeler

The story :

Me (to my PM) : hey....can I go out for some 3 hrs...I have to get my DL for a 4 wheeler...
PM: Today...its already 10 30.....dont waste time...twill take u all day to get it....and I dont want u to be missing in action !!..
M: no...I will be gone jus for some 2-3 hrs....will come back...
PM:...ok....do what ever u want...I am following the match....dont disturb me !....
Me ( thinking) : match...what the.....PAK will win this one too....haven't u heard bout match fixing ?....like duh....

Time : 10 35
Place : my office smoking tree...thats where we smoke
stuation: me still without a Dl but a ciggi in hand...

Plan of action :
Will take me 25 mins to get to the RTO office....so thats 11....and another 5 mins to fiil up the form..another 10 to pay the fee....11:15....them the last driving test is at 11:15...take the test...get back to the RTO office...take the Photo.....get the print out....get it signed by the RTO and laminate it....and out by 12 30......sounds simple....lets see...

Time : 10 :42
Place : Parking lot
Catch: I dont have my car to take the test !!!....problems can be handled as the come !

Time : 10 55
Situation : 5 mins ahead of schedule
Mood : tense yet upbeat

Time : 11:00
Situation : form filled up but a looooooooooooong 'Q' for the fee paymet
Plan: ladies queue....

Me: escooseme.....yenakku pay panni thareengala...
Some lady.....: ileenga ....ore queue thaan....
Me:................

Ok...then I wait in the queue....for a long time...some idiot didn't have change....and that took another 10 mins...off my plan...then there was a oldie who was filling up the form in the queue.....finally I paid the fee and got off the 'Q'....

Time : 11 58
Situation: Hopeless....last test must be over...

Twist in the Tale:
There is another test at 12 !!!

Time : 12
ah cut the crap !!!@!
I went for the test...didnt have a car...picked up a talk with someone there....borrowed his car took the test and at 12 30 I was back at the 'Q' to take the pic...I was drained....Chennai is really hot today.....
My turn came ....walked in....some lady snapping pics in there....I smiled...I always smile at anyone I see....she smiled back...me and my big mouth...." nalla Saarukku kaan maathiri yedunga"...thats....she and the guy operating the comp...were on the floor and laughing....and after three trials....some pic was put on the printout and given to me...

usually u r asked to sing and leave it and come collect it at 4....for me.....special treatment....I took the print out and walked out......time was 1 :30......the RTO was out for lunch....damn-

I asked the attender in there where he eats...." that shop at the end sir...."
run....run to the shop.....the RTO eating lime rice.....thats when I remembered I was hungry.....to hell with it.....
" master oru tea "......sat next to the RTO....with the tea glass.....smiled at him again.....he smiled back...I told him.." yenna sir,...romba late aaguthu...RTO vera unchuku pooitaaram....officela vera manager kathuvaaru...."....
"thanbi....yenna licensesa?"..."aamam sir"....." wait pannu saaptu sign panni tharen"..." oh...neengathaan RTO va ....sooper sir... wait pannaren,...thanks sir"....then he moved on to curd rice....I sat there starng at him....

" yenna pa urgenta?....kudu sing pannithaaren.....saapada kooda vidamaatengara....intha...pooi...lainate pannikittu....egisterla sign pannitu poopa..."
" ok sir...thanks sir...."

run back to the RTO....got it lam' and singen the register.....time 2:05.....

Time : 2:05
Status : mission accompalished...in record time

I can tell u this....I think I am the only guy to have got is license before 4 o'clk that day...!!.....smart right.....thank you !....thank you !....

went back home...dumped my bike.... took my car drove back to office ...time 3:00.....

Moral of the story :

1 lrt diesel 30Rs

1 Indica DLS car 4.2 lacks Rs

getting ur license in record time without priceless !
paying a bribe...jus using ur brains

~ Chennai-il oru Mazhai kaalam ~

'Chennai-il oru mazhai kaalam' actually means Mon'soon' in chennai.....so soon ?!?....not that I am complaining....this time of the year , chennai is one of the hottest hells in India....I liked that...the hot weather....it is really cold inside the office though...this is the same heat in which we used to play 'theru'-street cricket all day...w/o breaf fast,lunch or dinner...yeah dinner !...flood light matches...all the streetlamps glowing gloriously above us !.....ah those days ....were like heven in hell....and now...?....the same thing continues....but with a difference, no food all day...but at office....not that I am a workaholic or anything ,jus that uhmm....u know...life Sucks..notice the 'S' in caps !...

today ...today isdifferent....it is raining in chennai....yaaaaoooooo!....after a long time... !!!....Kodai mazhai....summer rains !....my momz happy..no water problem for another month....every time it rain shez sure that the well will fill up....and she says it is already full....my dadz happpy.....he can sit at home and read books all day....my bro is happy...no office for him on the day....I am happy...!....really.....even on this day...I have to drive 25km to office and sit and code all day....still happy ?....well hey kinda....

and before I forget a new Baskin robbins opened at our food court yesterday !!....cool ...jus wrong timing....rain rain everywhere...and icecream !!.....now u know why I am happy!...
a long day ahead...and lotsa work.....lets see how the day is !.....the day that started with the rain falling on me....a rainbow I saw for a second....frogs jumping all around....the sweet smell of fresh grass....and a hot cuppa coffee !....uhmmmm...lets see.....