50 posts over !!!..... Half century !!
yEAH ...THIS IS MY 51st post !!....like the world cares...but any ways.....after putting thought into it... finally decided to put this up ...after some serious revisions....and u know tis kinda true !!...
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her ...and u'd still have money left after the 15th...and better....ur phone bill will never cross 500....
3. u dont have to dress well....and look well groomed....
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend
is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a
cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the
bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining,
"right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do
anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa
instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family
life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters
No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some
weird shop\place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more
time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead
of action thrillers.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,
therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream
about her.
16. u can sleep thro the weekend !
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
I THINK ...THEREFORE I AM SINGLE !
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her ...and u'd still have money left after the 15th...and better....ur phone bill will never cross 500....
3. u dont have to dress well....and look well groomed....
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend
is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a
cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the
bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining,
"right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do
anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa
instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family
life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters
No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some
weird shop\place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more
time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead
of action thrillers.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,
therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream
about her.
16. u can sleep thro the weekend !
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
I THINK ...THEREFORE I AM SINGLE !
posted by ~phobiac~ at 5:03 AM
18 Comments:
good one!
:)
Onnum set aagelennaa ippidi kooda sollikalamaaa ;-) ! I did not know this before, now i can give these fundas to people wondering why i ma single
hehehee....nammaaala onnu vechukka vakku illaigardha...evlo REGENTaa sollitey thalai... nee engayo poyita.. aana enna onnu paaavam andha cinnama.. romba manasu kasta paduvanga ;)
tata
sukku
எல்லாமே சரித்தான்... ஆனா.. சும்மா.. கடலை விடுற.. பார்ட்டிங்களை விட்டுட்டு.. கொஞ்சம் அன்னியோன்யமான ஜோடியைப்பார்க்கும் போது.. ஒரு நொடி..ஒரு..மாதிரி ஆகிடுவதை.. தடுக்கமுடியாதுனு நினைக்குறேன்.. ;-)
@monu
thanx !
@phoenix
aaggaaaa....every1z getting the wrong idea.....onnum set aagalanu yellam illa....
2-3 yrs torture anubavicchi...escape-aana oru manithanin pulambal....
@suk
yaaraahu...yen yellaarum ippadiye nenaikareenga ?....
once up on a time...yengalukkellam...counte illatha alavukku kashmir to kkumari varai Gf irunthaanga...aaparum thaan romba bore adichi...yellathayum vitutu nallavanaa aaiten....
reasons....read the post again....
okva ?!....apparum yaarathu 'chinamma '???
@Senthil
yen ventha punla vela paachareenga ??...
ariyaath puriyaatha vayasula neraya GF....puriyaakaalathula...bore adichiduchu...
kadalai podaratha...illa sila paala silumishangal pannaratha paatha...what to do.. ?....athaan irukke ...dhum....gappunu pathavechi....pogaya vida vendiyathu thaan !!
Congrats on hitting the half century mark!! Actually, even I hit a 50 with my last post! :)
And btw, all gf's needn't cost you all that you mentioned. They are some nice girls too, ones you should definitely not miss and they don't come easily!! :)
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@anu
hey thanx !!....and welcome to the "me crossed 50 " club !!
oh Anu.....really...there r girls like that ?...where on venus?....u know......searching for a girl like that is like searching for the holy grail in the Davinci code..... wud finally find her....but burried some centuries back....!!
any help in this regard would be highly Appreciated !!.....lemme me try not to miss the Miss
@CVraman
hey thanxfor dropping by !
and yeah...what do u think ??...is that right or wrong ?!
@onyx73
hey ..thanx for comin !!
and yeah.....u said it !.....
congratulations on ur 50 posts...
U seem to console urself big time (from the longiness to have a girl friend)
Sour Grapes Machi !!
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