Chips matter !!!
Next day actually two exams…..morning English apparum evening maths…
Time 8 o clock morning….
Me getting ready for English test…..and so was everyone else…
Thakkali (tomato) says to me : Dei…thala….yenna da nee padichitiya antha poem-a ?...onnume puriyalada…Milton-na yenakku tiffen box thaan theriyum…..antha company owner-a intha poem write pannaaru ??
Me : anga paaru…
Thakkaali turns…: yenga da ?...
Wack…one on his head….
Me : vaayamoodikittu padi….
Thkkaali :….athuku yethuku da adikkara ?.....innai-ku chips yeduthukittu vanthurukken….oru piece kooda kedayaathu….
Me: yaarukku da venum chips?.....( me planning already to flick his lunch box )
Trrrriiiiiiinnnnnngggggg….the bell goes ……
Me: dei…mottai….settu…..maams….thakkaali…..vaangada lets go inside… !!
Others in corus :..Paarunga da thala …english yellam pesuthu…
Me:…yes…come inside…let us write the English exam !!...
Pasangala anga paarungadaaaa…. !!!
Exam time-la…naangaellam Koil-ku pooi Pillayaara paakaromo illayo…yenga school top figure-a paathutu thaan poovom….
Me: today one centum confirm….
Mottai : yeppadida sollara?...
Me: athan namma chellam poguthe….. paathaachula…athaaan…..
*************************************************************
We enter the class take our seats….
Yen appa-ku thanks….intha maathiri name vechchathukku…yenakkum munnadi yeppavume….attendence order padi…oru soper figure….( will be ref to as Sooper Figure- SF)
Me: Yenna SF ready-a ?..
SF: dei poda….meanings..theriyum opposite theriyathu….
Me: yenakkum theriyum….boy-ku opposite girl…kamal hassan opposite Sridevi…unakku opposite naan….
SF: aamam….serupukku opposite shoe-……yenna otha kekutha…intha velayatellam ava kitta vechu koo….she points to the TOP figure….
Me:…yenna chellam kochikura…yellam oru time pass thaan…
SF:….romba pesuna…copy adikkaren –nu complain panniduven…..
Me: nee yenna pannaalum ok thaan..aana innaiku irukkaara…maths exam mattum sums kammi…..set language theriyathu…
SF : set lang-a ?....6th la irunthu padikaromeda…ithu theriyaatha….
Me: neenga padikkareenga….naan last year thaane matric…..athukku munnaadi CBSE thaane…athula ithellam kedayaathu…
SF: seri paakalaam…
Me: paakalaama ?....yennathu pakkaththu theatre-la release aana filim-a?...
SF: yenna da ¿.
Me: onnum illa…paper pass pannu….
During this conversation Our teacher had entered and the answer sheets have already been distributed,,….now question paper being distributed.......
In my class the TOP figure sits first…yellam avaloda dad name-o-logy padi vecha name thaan kaaranum…she takes the paper…
Teacher checks the time…5 mins more…..so she stops there
Only TF has the question paper…..she is already reading the QP…….
After 5 mins….just as the teacher gives the QP to Mottai….TP jumps up….”Missssss….”
As if a yeli (rat) had gone over her foot ….
TF:…miss this is the Maths QP…we have English now….( madam yeppavume…englipish thaan…..ore scenenu thaan….tanna panna…paaka tucker-a irunthathu naala…kalaaika mudiyala…yenga Porukki payan-nu nenachikittu…..namma kitta pesaama irunthutaana !!..aiooo… !)
Teacher :…is it so…ok everyone wait here…who is the class leader…..come and stand here….write down the names..i will bring the English QP…
She goes out…
******************************************************
By now every1z looking at TP…..and mottai is fuming…just miss….
English is always easy….aanaaa..maths ?!......suttu pootaalum varaathu…..
Now my criminal mind working….planing …have to get the question from TP…only she knew what was in that QP…..
I looked at TP….she looked back…and smiled….aaagggaaaa…appadiye melt aaiten…
Appadiye…oru slow violin music ketuchu….suththi…smoke effect……appadiye….parakkaraa maathiri…
ME to ME: dei…veenaam….lovskku this is not the time……..athukellam roma time irukku…….( actually time illaama pochu….finally…avala kalyaanam aagi kozhanthayoda thaan paathen lasta…)
**********************************************
ME: dei…thakkaali…..
Thakkaali : sollu thala…
ME: antha chips packet-a kou…
TK: ippova ?.....yenakku lunchuku venum…
Me : un luncha ?...antha curd ricekku…verala nakkikite saapududa….unakku Match questions venuma venama ¿….
TK : ( oru kevalamaana sad lookoda)….seri intha…..
**********************to be cont ****************************
Time 8 o clock morning….
Me getting ready for English test…..and so was everyone else…
Thakkali (tomato) says to me : Dei…thala….yenna da nee padichitiya antha poem-a ?...onnume puriyalada…Milton-na yenakku tiffen box thaan theriyum…..antha company owner-a intha poem write pannaaru ??
Me : anga paaru…
Thakkaali turns…: yenga da ?...
Wack…one on his head….
Me : vaayamoodikittu padi….
Thkkaali :….athuku yethuku da adikkara ?.....innai-ku chips yeduthukittu vanthurukken….oru piece kooda kedayaathu….
Me: yaarukku da venum chips?.....( me planning already to flick his lunch box )
Trrrriiiiiiinnnnnngggggg….the bell goes ……
Me: dei…mottai….settu…..maams….thakkaali…..vaangada lets go inside… !!
Others in corus :..Paarunga da thala …english yellam pesuthu…
Me:…yes…come inside…let us write the English exam !!...
Pasangala anga paarungadaaaa…. !!!
Exam time-la…naangaellam Koil-ku pooi Pillayaara paakaromo illayo…yenga school top figure-a paathutu thaan poovom….
Me: today one centum confirm….
Mottai : yeppadida sollara?...
Me: athan namma chellam poguthe….. paathaachula…athaaan…..
*************************************************************
We enter the class take our seats….
Yen appa-ku thanks….intha maathiri name vechchathukku…yenakkum munnadi yeppavume….attendence order padi…oru soper figure….( will be ref to as Sooper Figure- SF)
Me: Yenna SF ready-a ?..
SF: dei poda….meanings..theriyum opposite theriyathu….
Me: yenakkum theriyum….boy-ku opposite girl…kamal hassan opposite Sridevi…unakku opposite naan….
SF: aamam….serupukku opposite shoe-……yenna otha kekutha…intha velayatellam ava kitta vechu koo….she points to the TOP figure….
Me:…yenna chellam kochikura…yellam oru time pass thaan…
SF:….romba pesuna…copy adikkaren –nu complain panniduven…..
Me: nee yenna pannaalum ok thaan..aana innaiku irukkaara…maths exam mattum sums kammi…..set language theriyathu…
SF : set lang-a ?....6th la irunthu padikaromeda…ithu theriyaatha….
Me: neenga padikkareenga….naan last year thaane matric…..athukku munnaadi CBSE thaane…athula ithellam kedayaathu…
SF: seri paakalaam…
Me: paakalaama ?....yennathu pakkaththu theatre-la release aana filim-a?...
SF: yenna da ¿.
Me: onnum illa…paper pass pannu….
During this conversation Our teacher had entered and the answer sheets have already been distributed,,….now question paper being distributed.......
In my class the TOP figure sits first…yellam avaloda dad name-o-logy padi vecha name thaan kaaranum…she takes the paper…
Teacher checks the time…5 mins more…..so she stops there
Only TF has the question paper…..she is already reading the QP…….
After 5 mins….just as the teacher gives the QP to Mottai….TP jumps up….”Missssss….”
As if a yeli (rat) had gone over her foot ….
TF:…miss this is the Maths QP…we have English now….( madam yeppavume…englipish thaan…..ore scenenu thaan….tanna panna…paaka tucker-a irunthathu naala…kalaaika mudiyala…yenga Porukki payan-nu nenachikittu…..namma kitta pesaama irunthutaana !!..aiooo… !)
Teacher :…is it so…ok everyone wait here…who is the class leader…..come and stand here….write down the names..i will bring the English QP…
She goes out…
******************************************************
By now every1z looking at TP…..and mottai is fuming…just miss….
English is always easy….aanaaa..maths ?!......suttu pootaalum varaathu…..
Now my criminal mind working….planing …have to get the question from TP…only she knew what was in that QP…..
I looked at TP….she looked back…and smiled….aaagggaaaa…appadiye melt aaiten…
Appadiye…oru slow violin music ketuchu….suththi…smoke effect……appadiye….parakkaraa maathiri…
ME to ME: dei…veenaam….lovskku this is not the time……..athukellam roma time irukku…….( actually time illaama pochu….finally…avala kalyaanam aagi kozhanthayoda thaan paathen lasta…)
**********************************************
ME: dei…thakkaali…..
Thakkaali : sollu thala…
ME: antha chips packet-a kou…
TK: ippova ?.....yenakku lunchuku venum…
Me : un luncha ?...antha curd ricekku…verala nakkikite saapududa….unakku Match questions venuma venama ¿….
TK : ( oru kevalamaana sad lookoda)….seri intha…..
**********************to be cont ****************************
posted by ~phobiac~ at 3:16 PM
9 Comments:
u shud really become a film director u know !!!
@sang
naan yenna maatenna sollaren....yenna sollareenga producer madam...movie yadukkalama ?!!
naan hero....aish - heroine...ARR music.... PC camera....kandippa 100 days thaan...actually 200 oodum..naan hero ...athanaala 100 days....
@ansh...
illa thakkaali...spelling-la doubt athaan....naan thakkaali-nu yezhutha...yaaraavathu thappa purinjikittaangana !!! yethuku risk !!
hey....
dav lerndhu maarittu sethu vecchu inga lootiyaa? :D
GV.....da neee.....un blog padikkum podhu...nee nera ninnu pannura lollu mathiryey irukku.....intha contd. stuff ellam konjam juvvu mathiri irukku...mudinja...orey blog la kadhiya mudicha padikka nalla irukkum ..illaina archives aara varai wait panni padicha thaan nalla irukkum......
@vani
kandippa...DAV was like a nightmare...then the next school was cool and I was at my best...then again changed school for 11 and 12...but there adakki vaasichen...why?....my cousin was my french teacher...veetukku news pooidum..thats why...
@ sukhanya
hey welcome...yeppadi intha bloga kanndupidicha ?!??.
point taken....but the problem....is that i usually do all this from office....and my PM sits in my cube....so part parta thaan type panna mudiyuthu....but next one would be short !
who was ur french teacher?? namba french ma'am unakku cousina???? sollavey illa??? ada paavi...ippo theriyudu..unnoda french marks secret ;)
machi..
that was a gud one..
just eagerly waiting for the continued episode..
seekiram release pannu...
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