Tortoise.....Flash back !

Hey...this is something that happened years in the rewind....some time when I was in school...in 10th to be exact.....jus a conv. I had with my friends...didnt mean anything then, but now ....

Me : dei....time yenna da ?

My Maams(friends r called maams/Machi...but strictly used only to address close friends/or friends ...whose name u dont remember ;-)} : 5:30 da....

Me : yenna da antha maths 6 30 varai classnu solli ivvalavu seekaram vittutaan....

Setu payan ( this is actually the name given to any north indian guy who speaks an unusual tamil...for more details contact sowcarpet...road-mele pooran...kaasu marthule kaaikuthu.....kinda tamil...) :

Ammam machan...veetumela pondaatiku maavu aatanumnu pooitan...

Me : Yelllarum yenga da....athukulla veetuku pooitaangala?....dei..anga paaruda..AISHWARYA RAI-u {that was the name we gave to our schoolz top figure...did I tell u we were the "poriki gang " ln school ??)...

MM: Kannu...inga vaayen...

AR: yenna da...

Me: onnum illa...time yennanu sollen...

AR: time...ungalukku bad time-u....yenga appa anga thaan nikkaraaru...koopadava...

SETU PAYAN : Illa akka....neenga poonga...

AR: Akka-va...seruppu piyumda !!

Me: mudiyaathe....nee shoe-la pooturukke !!...

AR: Joke-u?....{ she whips out her 1 foot NATRAJ wooden scale...and charges towards us ...}

ME, MM, SP: maama escape !!!......

we run and jump over the wall and from the other side

dei....angeye paarungada....Aishu guthika pooguthu !!......

from the other side....

AR : dei naaygala...naalaiku paarungada...english miss-kitta solli mutti poda vekkaren !!..

Me : paarda atha...pombala pulla maathiriya pesethu....

dum...on big stone lands right on setu payanz leg...aiyoooooo...

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PS: non tamils who cannot understand this...please wait...working on the translation... !!