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I know the Title is stupid....u dont hafta tell me !

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Take This 1:

this actually happened in my college...there was this guy..let's call him S....or whatever !....

it was our final yr project Viva...and this bright guy goes in and comes back in 5 mins....

S says : 'dei antha external sooper pshyco da...he is asking such stupid questions and asked me to get out when I answred them...cha...'

me: what did he ask....

S: he looked at me and said ' uhmm project is good ...oh u r using a FET ( thats a type of transistor...for the non electronics guys..)....seri ....FET sollu "

me : and ..?...what did u say ?

S: F E T...

me : ..magane naana iruntha suda suda ciffee-ya mela oothiruppen...

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Take this 2 :

urs truly was peace fully smoking in my college canteen....and u know every other staff in my college thought I was such a good boy et all...u know I used to study wel....ok....really....and It was the way I looked and...u know I used to look like a....what was that a fruit.....

and surprise....when I walked out....there they were...some 8 - 10 of my staffs all smiles....me ?...looked like a bulb...

actually one of my lect had seen me smoking and he had called ....phoned...yelled and there he had all the people who thought I was a good boy....giving them a free show !.....actually a couple of my lady staffs thought my smoking style was cool...u know ...so much for getting caught !

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Take this 3 :

most of uy might have heard this one...but never knew where it happened....well I know... !

was my semester Mechanical machines lab...me doing some calculations....and this uncle guy....hez some 5 - 6 yrs my senior...yeah still has this paper....goes up to the external.....and says that he didnt know how to do the experiment,..on the PETTER 5 HP engine....

External : u tell me how to start and run it I will pass u

Senior : ok sir....(gets ready).dud ..dud ...dud...(gaining speed)....dududdudududududududududududuududududududud

Ex: ...stop it...

Senior : dududududududududud...dud...dud...dud...dud..dud (slowing down)

u know he actually passed !! reason...the external didn't want others to experience the same torture !!