I'll Be Back !

u know.....every time I read the GITA....love to read these lines....

we mustave heard this a thousand till now....but nevertheless tis good to hear it again.....

yada yada hi dharmasya
glanir bhavati bharata
abhyutthanam adharmasya
tadatmanam srjamy aham

paritranaya sadhunam
vinasaya ca duskrtam
dharma-samsthapanarthaya
sambhavami yuge yuge.......




TRANSLATION

Whenever and wherever there is a decline in religious practice, O descendant of Bharata, and a predominant rise of irreligion--at that time I descend Myself.

In order to deliver the pious and to annihilate the miscreants, as well as to reestablish the principles of religion, I advent Myself millennium after millennium.


U know thats god way of saying "I'll Be Back" The TERMINATOR STYLE ! hastala vista ... baby

(hey did I get the spelling right ?)

Really cool eh ?

50 posts over !!!..... Half century !!

yEAH ...THIS IS MY 51st post !!....like the world cares...but any ways.....after putting thought into it... finally decided to put this up ...after some serious revisions....and u know tis kinda true !!...

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on her ...and u'd still have money left after the 15th...and better....ur phone bill will never cross 500....

3. u dont have to dress well....and look well groomed....

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend
is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a
cool guy.

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the
bloody phone to ring.

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining,
"right" and "wrong" for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do
anything according ur wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa
instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family
life.

11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters
No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some
weird shop\place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more
time for them.

13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead
of action thrillers.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,
therefore, u'll sin less.

15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream
about her.

16. u can sleep thro the weekend !

17. No nonstop nonsense.

18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

19. No tension.

20. You can be "urself"


I THINK ...THEREFORE I AM SINGLE !

1....2.....3....

I know the Title is stupid....u dont hafta tell me !

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Take This 1:

this actually happened in my college...there was this guy..let's call him S....or whatever !....

it was our final yr project Viva...and this bright guy goes in and comes back in 5 mins....

S says : 'dei antha external sooper pshyco da...he is asking such stupid questions and asked me to get out when I answred them...cha...'

me: what did he ask....

S: he looked at me and said ' uhmm project is good ...oh u r using a FET ( thats a type of transistor...for the non electronics guys..)....seri ....FET sollu "

me : and ..?...what did u say ?

S: F E T...

me : ..magane naana iruntha suda suda ciffee-ya mela oothiruppen...

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Take this 2 :

urs truly was peace fully smoking in my college canteen....and u know every other staff in my college thought I was such a good boy et all...u know I used to study wel....ok....really....and It was the way I looked and...u know I used to look like a....what was that a fruit.....

and surprise....when I walked out....there they were...some 8 - 10 of my staffs all smiles....me ?...looked like a bulb...

actually one of my lect had seen me smoking and he had called ....phoned...yelled and there he had all the people who thought I was a good boy....giving them a free show !.....actually a couple of my lady staffs thought my smoking style was cool...u know ...so much for getting caught !

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Take this 3 :

most of uy might have heard this one...but never knew where it happened....well I know... !

was my semester Mechanical machines lab...me doing some calculations....and this uncle guy....hez some 5 - 6 yrs my senior...yeah still has this paper....goes up to the external.....and says that he didnt know how to do the experiment,..on the PETTER 5 HP engine....

External : u tell me how to start and run it I will pass u

Senior : ok sir....(gets ready).dud ..dud ...dud...(gaining speed)....dududdudududududududududududuududududududud

Ex: ...stop it...

Senior : dududududududududud...dud...dud...dud...dud..dud (slowing down)

u know he actually passed !! reason...the external didn't want others to experience the same torture !!

Independence day !

I know one thing......

what ?


That I am Proud to be an Indian......

college.....ah....

now there wasnt anything that I didnt do when I was in college...

When I smoked....I was like a train....when I drank....I was a fish.....and...


THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED:

This actually happened when I was in my second year...third semester....

In the history of the great Annamalai university ...this had never happened....they still dont know how it happened....2nd yr mid semester question paper was leaked..not by the staff...attender...noone really knew who leaked it and how...

confession after 4 yrs,....

well yeah that was me.....not jus me...a few whith me my BATCH MATES !....we leaked the paper...

see...we didnt wanna...jus that we did...

we were in the lab and I had this crazy habit of shredding all the waste papers and stuff there in the lab...one reason was that I was always bored, another one was that i didnt care to learn anything when in college....

that day when I was picking up the carbon sheets I saw something....printed was "mid semester question paper"....nudged my lab partner and gave it to him....he saw it and smiled and neatly placed it inside his record note book...

in the evening we deviced a plan and cliped the carbon sheet to the window kept a mirror and got the latrally inversed image and wrote down the whole QP.....and gave it to some of our friends....one really smart guy took xerox copies, went to the LH and gave it to all the girls he sighted in our class....and b4 we knew it, the whole class had it...and every1 scored no less that 45 outta 50 in the test...

and then they found out that the paper was leaked...but how and by whome no one knew...because urs truly had led a very tight operation !!

after 4 yrs I finally ....I told my lect this story...

guess his response... !


oh really !....see....now a days the students are not like this,......they come to college and go home...study....thats all...no thrill .....waste ....thats why I liked ur batch so much...always out to do some mischeif....uhm I miss those days....


so much for being truthful !!

The week that was....

oh yeah....the week started off real bad....

after the episode at my office last thursday...I had a Talk with my PM(manager)....a real nice guy...but had to do it.....told him that after what had happened..I had learnt something from that mistake....what?....for ur work to be recogonised et all....u have to be a ching chak ( jalra...oiler....u know what I mean right...) and be a back stabber and stuff....and also told him that I could do all that...but never would...gave him the hoiler than thou speech.....he looked jaded after it all....good....

friday night...off to yercaud !!......had a great time there...booze....SIGHT seeing and all.....actually after some 3 yrs.....rode a Scooty...not bad at all...20 hair-pin bends ...uphill !!....overtook2 splendors, 3max100Rs one corsa and one bullet.. !!...

2days FULL enjoyment !!

came back to chennai on monday.....rushed to office.....and the my friend calls and he wants to go some place and asked if we could take my car....

okei !!....escape from office at 2 ......I killed a relative to get that leave.....hit the ECR .....monday and tuesday again FULL of fun !!......jus came back...btw went to my college and had loads of fun with my Lecturers and friends....oh thats a biiiiiiig story....

5 days of less office has done me good...actually fell better and people around me r no longer afraid to talk to me.....not givin them a cold stare all the time...but still hate to come to work......how false people r !!....

typiny the whole thing from office...jus came back ...still haven't gone home....time is 12 57 (thats past midnight !).....will be going home after some time...maybe I wont sleep...watch some movie and come back at 8....uhmmm......

WHATEVER !

Well yeah...Whatever in caps.....I am in the worstest worst-o-worst of moods today....fell like killing someone.....

when the world is unfair to me....why the **** should I be fair !?!

I know......

The song thats actually keeping me from killing someone....

"unnai arinthaal ..nee unnai arinthaal ulagaththil poraadalaam....uyarnthaalum .....thazhnthaalum..THALAI VANANGAAMAL NEE VAAZHALAAM"...

KILL those ********......

who knows maybe I will..........