FB - continued !!!

SP: Dei...kallu yeriyuthuda !!.... adi patuchuna papa odavittu adipaaruda !!

ME: Papa-va?.....inthavayasula unakku papa irukkada...

Maams: dei...avan 8th std-la irukkara namma Aishu thangaya thaan papa-nu sollaraanda ...

AR : yerumamaadungala....kallavittu adichum ooda maateeengalaadaa !! APPAAAAAaaaa...

naanga escape....oodi pooi busstand-la ninnukittu....

SP: yennada maativituduvaala?...antha english madam yenga theru thaanda...yenga amma kitta sonna....rendunalaiku soru kedayaathuda...

Maams:...antha kaanja roti-ya saapadarathuku ....summa irukkalaamda...vaada...naan unakku meen-kuzhambu panni yeduthukittu vaaren...

Me: vidungada...onnum matter illa....chellam naalaikuthaana solla poora...appaala paathukalaam....

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SP: innaikaavathu dhum adichi paakalaamda...

Maams: innaiku vaanaam...naal nalla illa....

Me: Dhumm-a ?....porikki pasangala....naanvarlada ...
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That night-ukku Appaala
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In class....basically naanga class-la romba vambu pannaravanga...hight order-la front-la nikkara pasanga...aana class-la last benchu thaan....athuvum,ponnunga sidela last benchu...classlaye heightu namma aishu thaan so ava last bench....namma criminal brain work panna aaramichichu.......

English class.....

Aish: Setheengada...mutti kaaya poguthu....iru iru...

SP: dei machan yethavathu pannuda !

Maams:...pesaama surrender aagidalaama?....

Me: irungada...oru nimisham...
Aishu-ma inga vayen sidela...onnu sollanum

Aish:Sorry keetaalum vida maaten...romba thimiru yeri poochu da...

Me: athellam illa...inga vaayen...

She came... took her to the corner...

ME: Inga paaren...nee complain panna...I showed her what I had in my hand....

English class came and went...no complains....

Sp and Maams: yennda da sonne....thappichom.....solluda...

I royally take my hand outta my pocket....

one small PALLI.....

Me:....onnum illada...ava yethavathu panna palli-ya yeduthu ava mela vituduvennu sonnen avvalavuthaan...

SP and Maams :....dei...intha idea-va vechu yenna-laam pannalaam.....

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Note : SP intha idea-va vechu avanooda thangai-yoda geomentry box-a yeduthukittan

namma MAAMA...Palli-ya kaamichi 12th-la avan pakkathuveetu ponna meratti love letter koduthaan.....

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ithellam overaagi.....that evening....

ME:dei...yenna poo...romba bore adikkuthu....

SP: dei yanga veetu side-la oru padam pootirukkaangoda...pooolaama?....

Maams: antha padathukellam nammala vidamaataanda....

SP: try pannalaame....nalla irukkumda...class-la ye nammathaan first-a pathutu stroy sollalaam...

Me: aamaam-da naan 4 1/2 adi..nee 4 adi...nalla ulla viduvaanda...

Sp: dhum adichi paakalaama.....

Maams: naalaiku vera midterm test...yennathuda...

Me: morning English...afternoon Maths-da...onnume padikkala...fail aana seththen...yengappa TV-ya yeduthu ulla pootuduvaaruda.....yenna da panna.....


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Tortoise.....Flash back !

Hey...this is something that happened years in the rewind....some time when I was in school...in 10th to be exact.....jus a conv. I had with my friends...didnt mean anything then, but now ....

Me : dei....time yenna da ?

My Maams(friends r called maams/Machi...but strictly used only to address close friends/or friends ...whose name u dont remember ;-)} : 5:30 da....

Me : yenna da antha maths 6 30 varai classnu solli ivvalavu seekaram vittutaan....

Setu payan ( this is actually the name given to any north indian guy who speaks an unusual tamil...for more details contact sowcarpet...road-mele pooran...kaasu marthule kaaikuthu.....kinda tamil...) :

Ammam machan...veetumela pondaatiku maavu aatanumnu pooitan...

Me : Yelllarum yenga da....athukulla veetuku pooitaangala?....dei..anga paaruda..AISHWARYA RAI-u {that was the name we gave to our schoolz top figure...did I tell u we were the "poriki gang " ln school ??)...

MM: Kannu...inga vaayen...

AR: yenna da...

Me: onnum illa...time yennanu sollen...

AR: time...ungalukku bad time-u....yenga appa anga thaan nikkaraaru...koopadava...

SETU PAYAN : Illa akka....neenga poonga...

AR: Akka-va...seruppu piyumda !!

Me: mudiyaathe....nee shoe-la pooturukke !!...

AR: Joke-u?....{ she whips out her 1 foot NATRAJ wooden scale...and charges towards us ...}

ME, MM, SP: maama escape !!!......

we run and jump over the wall and from the other side

dei....angeye paarungada....Aishu guthika pooguthu !!......

from the other side....

AR : dei naaygala...naalaiku paarungada...english miss-kitta solli mutti poda vekkaren !!..

Me : paarda atha...pombala pulla maathiriya pesethu....

dum...on big stone lands right on setu payanz leg...aiyoooooo...

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TO BE CONTINUED
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PS: non tamils who cannot understand this...please wait...working on the translation... !!

Shortest blog ever !

I CAME, I SAW, I BLOGGED.

Right-a...thapp-a??....illa Left-a ??

Yentha nari moonjila muzhicheno....weekend naasamaa poochu !!!

baddest of weekend ever....radoi mirchi....chennai semma hot-u machi....

only nalla news....oru new ponnu kitta...ketathu....with semma style......"is chennai this hot or is it jus u ? ".....reply.."kya?"

naasaaa pochu...hindhi kaara ponna !...escape !!...so good news bad news aachu....

one interesting observation....If u asked me if I am left handed or right ?....my prompt reply would've been right !....till last week...

over the week end...I discovered that I am neither left handed or right.....

When I was in my 8th std....I badly bruned my right hand when I tried to do a " Buss" vedi on the day after Deepavali....and 2 days after that with my right hand all banfaged I was writing at full speed with my LEFT HAND !!

then I usually hold the spoon on the left when I eat.....keep my mobile in my left pocket and use the left to operate it....

I can type faster with my left hand....

I throw with my left hand....bat and bolw with my right though....

usually use my left to say Hi...

ippo ippo ippo theriyanum...am I a rightee or a leftee...

naatukku romba mukkiyam.......

naangellam tamilnadu auto style-la...leftla kai potu...right-la indicator potu..straight-a pora case-unga.....

another TAG ??...Yennathithu siru pilla thanama ?

Tagged by : Yennai...once more ...but vera matterukku TAG panna perumai...
"Chennaigirl - Vani"-yai serum....

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

I usually use jus my name.....
but otherz call me....
1.Thalai
2. guru....yellam nama sishya KDs thaan
3.Machi...maams....naangellam basically pooooriki pasanga !

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:

Vasool_raja_BE
Dandanakka_danakkanakka
vidujoot

none of the above r in use....

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF

my always working moolai
my eyes...semma small....irukkane some times doubt varum
third one yosikkanum.....

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
dont like my
25inch biseps
45 inch chest...
6pack abbs.....
yellam vaitherichal thaan....irunthiruntha dont like...illathathal.... nothing

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE

question puryala...so...

Part 1
part 2
part 3

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU

scary looking huge femmes

huge lorries

the comet thats going to crash in to my house in chennai...

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS

filter coffee

thayir saadham

kannaadi...

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW

watch

socks....

a beautiful blonde...

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP

relationship-a?

first....want one relationship...apparum three things-a paththi paakalam....

ithai padikkara nalla manam konda naatum akkal...yethavathu help panna nallairukkum !!

dei..ivvalavu kaanji poya irukke ??....very bad....yaaravathu help pannunga...payan remba vettiya irukkan pola...poo-da poo...poo.....sadha ishtyle..

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order)

Ambani yen thatha...
yenakku 1 to 100 count panna theriyum
BF appadina Best friendunu artham......

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU

colour....summa sundinaa ratham varanum....athellam onnum ila...

brains...

summa tanglish-la pesanum....uknow....u know...nu mokkaya poda koodathu

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY NOW

go for lunch.... aaaa..pasikuthu !!

kill thje onsite guy....dei naye unakku brainse illaya...intha chinna matterukka yenna lunchu-ku poga vidaama pannine.....

go for lunch....avvalo hungry !!

THREE CAREERS YOU ARE CONSIDERING

professional Ass'asin'

frankenstine work pannara scientist

lorry driver

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION

Alps

pondicherry...yethuka...vera yethukku

home....my bed....

THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE

Yeruma kada

ara ticketu

vanaram

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE

Aish-a paathu ILU sollanum

once more sollanum

twos more sollanum...

THREE (make it more!) PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW

venaaam pa....apparum pazhi-ku pazhi vaanguvaanga....yethuku vambu......

actually ithai padikkaravanga yellam....tag aanathaguga.....

Who TAGGED the CAT ??

Yaarrathu... yenna TAG Pannathu ?!? :

ANSH - The Sweet Penmani {title lift-off from SUGS blogroll! }

Total Number of Books I Own:

167 .....that includes the Tinkles...champaks... et all....

U know.... I have an 80 pages ruled notebook...with all the books I own ,listed...with the date of purchase and other details....

actually my dad's and mom's collection not included.....
my bro never got past Jataka tales....

TWO NEW QUESTIONS ADDED

Total number of books given to others and never came back :

Countless....never expected them to be returned anywayz !!!

Total number of books flicked from others :

To be exact ....16 .....mostly comics and 3 novels....never planned to return them !! ;-)

Last Book I bought:

The monk who sold his ferrari......I know .....My mistake... !....this book is right now with my GOOD FRIEND...mavane seththaan !!

Last Book I was gifted:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams...an e-book....want to know who gifted this book to me???......ask me....kaasu koduthu namakkellam yaaru gift vaangi kodukka pooraanga !!

ithai padikkara makkale....yaaravathu gift anuppunga !!...yenna kuppaya irunthaalum seri... !

Last Book I read:

Mahabaratha by C.Rajagopalachari.

I am currently reading:

Risk analysis - Concepts.

Five Books that mean a lot to me:

1. All my comics....ithellam illama....my 23 yrs ulaga vaazhkai romba bore adichirukkum

2. Vernon GOD Little - DBC Pierre.....unique style....semma attitude machi !

3. would've missed this one.....thanks ANSH.....Wings of fire...Namma APJK...simple,but,powerful (Kakka kakka style...)

4. some 12 volumes of Vivekananda stuffs........ haven't read them fully...but the little read changed me forever....what passion....!

5. My 10th std Tamil grammar text book......made me love my language....actually that was my Tamil teach'......

Who am I gonna tag ?....will update that info after tis done....

Nandri koori vidai peruvathu ungal anbu nanban.....

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ok...the following have been tagged by the great...the one and only....
actually curious....

1. Sophie
2. Arthi
3. Vani
4. Sange
5. Ramya
6. VIV


Just miss

1. The 'M '
2. Ammani

Latest update : ART and The chennai girl have replied saying that they'll post the TAG POST !!!
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Why I love weekends... !!!

One old black denim....2 cotton shirts....

927.8 Kms travelled..... through 3 cities...number of towns and uncountable no of villages....

half OMR.....5 packet chips....lotsa smoke.....

20-25 tender coconuts...NONGUS.....banannas....

met some old friends....

no hangover...one movie....oosi breakfast....

and how can I forget the mangoes...uhmm...the mangoes... !!!

not a bad weekend.....not bad at all !!!

Good one....

" Yethuvarai vaazhkai azhaikiratho...

Athuvarai naamum sendriduvom.....


Vidaiperum neram varumpothum....

siripinil nandri solliduvom...."